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I love the new incarnation of American Gladiators almost as much as the 1990's original. But, to the AG producers, please indulge me as I voice one small bit of constructive criticism. Your female gladiators - Jet, Venom, Phoenix, Siren - all get to wear dead sexy outfits that expose lots of abs and are tight enough to give us all the information we need about the size and contours of their thighs and of their respective gluteal regions. So, what's the deal with Helga's outfit?

Helga is your HOTTEST gladiator! And just like in all the later seasons of Xena, Warrior Princess (the ones where Xena was really buff), she has to completely cover up the midriff and she has to hide her legs and butt with some frilly skirt-like thingy. American Gladiator producers, take my advice; put the skirt on Jet - she's an amateur and there isn't much there anyway. If there's anyone whose costume should come in two pieces, it's Helga. You guys clearly are not shy about showing off the human form; let's see Helga's beautiful physique!