Channeling Diablo Cody
I just finished watching Juno for the second time today. Given my former life, I couldn't help but notice the glaring absence of an OBGYN (or any medical personel, for that matter) given that this is a TEEN PREGNANCY MOVIE! The ultrasound tech and the pair of hands holding up Juno's baby are as close as they get. This disappoints me. I think Diablo Cody could've gotten some great comedic mileage out of a scene where Juno visits her OBGYN.
Juno's OB: How many times have you been pregnant?
Juno: Unless someone creamed in my jeans when I wasn't looking, this one would be, well numbero uno, señor.
Juno's OB: How long have you been sexually active?
Juno: What does that even mean? Are you asking, 'when did Juno's vag dot com go live?'
Juno's OB: Ok, now we're going to need to do an internal exam...
Juno: Yeah, I know. Spread my legs so you can use that gunk to open up my junk.
I had originally intended this post to be about something else, entirely. Anyway, here's a pretty funny Olde English parody of Diablo Cody.
