BLOGLINKSABOUT THE AUTHORCONTACT

May 07, 2008

Iron man

My girlfriend and I went to see Iron Man last night. The new glut of superhero movies that began around 1998 makes me wish that I had picked up a Marvel comic book or two as a kid instead of all those "outdoor activities" my parents made me partake in - which seemed like a good idea at the time.

We both really enjoyed it. One of the most refreshing aspects of the movie, is that it successfully avoids the trap which so many post-cgi revolution comic book movies fall into. That is, they don't rely on the cgi too much. Or maybe they do, but cgi has improved to the point where I can't tell the diferrence. That point is that, with few exceptions, the movie never looks like a cartoon. There are many fantastic close-ups of "Iron Man" (which Downey's character builds in the basement of his house in Malibu) with relatively few fast-paced, out-of-focus, night-time action sequences. And I never get tired of Stan Lee's principle theme, no matter how many different ways he packages it: that with the power and gifts we are given comes the responsibility to use them for good.

It was a good time. And it also brought home another point I think worth mentioning: "why will congress not authorize the funding to provide our young men and women in Iraq with the robotic, armor-plated, bullet-proof, rocket-propelled, weaponized suits they need? So many brave soldiers risk their lives every day in the name of freedom and justice and everything that America stands for. And yet the democrats in congress want to deny our troops in harms way the armored, nuclear-powered rocket-suits that they so desperately require. The world changed on 9/11..."
-Ugh. I'm having flashbacks to the nightmare that was 2004. I probably have a little PTSD.

And not to worry, this movie is fun without being a flag-waver (which doesn't seem as fashionable as it used to be anyhow). The thinly veiled representations of Al-Qeda terrorists turn out to be victims - not innocent victims, but victims nonetheless - pawns in the game of an American rogue arms dealer, played by Jeff Bridges. The real enemy, as it is an all good superhero stories, is hubris. For it is hubris that was ultimately responsible for the downfall of, among others: Doctor Frankenstein, Morbius (Forbidden Planet), the first two Spider-Man villans, and of course, the Bush administration.

May 04, 2008

Econ 101 - The $1 McDonald's menu

I hadn't eaten at McDonald's for several months, I have lost 20lbs in the past seven weeks; I decided yesterday that I had earned myself the privelage of a one cheesburger meal for lunch. Not a two cheeseburger meal, not a big mac + a chocolate shake meal - a ONE cheeseburger meal. My girlfriend and I pull up to the drive thru where we are accosted with a $1 menu that includes a double cheeseburger. "That's cool," I think to myself. "Double cheeseburger only costs $1. Therefore a single cheeseburger must cost..." (scanning menu, scanning menu) "ALSO $1?!"
"(static)Good afternoon, McDonald's. Can I take your order?(static)"
"Hi, I think there might be some mistake on your menu out here. How much is your cheeseburger?"
"(static)$1.(static)"
"And your double cheeseburger is also $1?"
"(static)Cheeseburger and a double cheeseburger are the same price.(static)"
Well, paint me green and call me gumby. A cheeseburger and a double cheeseburger are the same price. I spent a minute or two trying to justify to myself how I might decide to get just a cheeseburger. But, in the end, it simply didn't make economic <groan>cents</groan>. Twice as much meat for the same price? I had no alternative but to go with the doublecheeseburger.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm no economics expert. In fact, econ 101 was the only class in which I received below a 'B' throughout my 4 years of college. But, I really think this warrants some further study. If we could only figure out what economic principle is operating here, we could kick this recession once and for good. Clearly there is something far more complex that just ordinary 'supply and demand' at work. If we could only harness that power - just imagine the newscasts...
"The price of crude oil held steady today at $114 a barrel. However, thanks to the administration's bold, new economic initiatives in recent months, the price of two barrel's of crude oil also held steady at $114 a barrel. As a result, gas prices held steady at $4.09 a gallon or $4.09 for two gallons. While the price of a ton of rice in the third world continues to soar, overall food shortages have been greatly aleviated as the price of two tons of rice is now at an all time low. Gwen Ifill reports..."

May 01, 2008

Setting the HPV record straight

You've probably seen Digene's new ad for their HPV test with the tagline, "take the test, not the risk." I'm flabbergasted that this commercial hasn't been taken off the air, for it completely misrepresents what the test is meant for. The commercial clearly makes the implication that the life of Jodi, "whose story every woman should hear" was saved because her positive HPV test allowed her doctor to catch her disease before it became cancer. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE. A positive test is only useful if your pap smear is equivocal. Otherwise, a negative test along with a normal pap smear can reassure you that your cervix is fine and doesn't need to be checked on again for three years (instead of the standard 1 year). The reason they don't recommend the test for women under 30 is because around 60% of sexually active women in the under 30 age range are positive for a high risk strain of the HPV virus anyway. We want those women to come back yearly for their paps regardless of what Digene says about their HPV status. Jodi's pap was normal, but she was HPV positive. All this means is that she had a normal pap smear and an unnecessary test and would have to come back again the following year for another pap smear - which, apparently, "showed that she had cervical disease." But, if she'd never taken the test, her doctor would have told her to come back in a year for another pap smear ANYWAY. Therefore, Jodi, "whose story every woman should hear" is exactly the person for whom the HPV test is of no value whatsoever!
Take home message = please help do your part to help in not contributing to the high cost of healthcare by not asking your doctor for an unnecessary test unless you are a) over 30 and b) are not engaged in any high risk behavior. Second take home message = please don't engage in any high risk behavior.

April 29, 2008

Obama in 30 seconds

Moveon.org is sponsoring the Obama in 30 seconds People's Choice Award. The winning ad will appear on national tv. Click here to vote for one of the 15 finalists!

April 28, 2008

Channeling Diablo Cody

I just finished watching Juno for the second time today. Given my former life, I couldn't help but notice the glaring absence of an OBGYN (or any medical personel, for that matter) given that this is a TEEN PREGNANCY MOVIE! The ultrasound tech and the pair of hands holding up Juno's baby are as close as they get. This disappoints me. I think Diablo Cody could've gotten some great comedic mileage out of a scene where Juno visits her OBGYN.

Juno's OB: How many times have you been pregnant?
Juno: Unless someone creamed in my jeans when I wasn't looking, this one would be, well numbero uno, señor.
Juno's OB: How long have you been sexually active?
Juno: What does that even mean? Are you asking, 'when did Juno's vag dot com go live?'
Juno's OB: Ok, now we're going to need to do an internal exam...
Juno: Yeah, I know. Spread my legs so you can use that gunk to open up my junk.

I had originally intended this post to be about something else, entirely. Anyway, here's a pretty funny Olde English parody of Diablo Cody.

April 26, 2008

I wanna be a DNR

So, in general, we at jamesloganmd.com will try very hard to publish our own content and to shy away from simply posting links to other people's content while we bask in the reflected light of their creative brilliance. But when I saw this youtube video, I couldn't resist - a parody of Nickelback's I Wanna Be a Rockstar that would make Weird Al Yankovic green with envy. Thanks, Gruntdoc for pointing me to it!

April 25, 2008

My indentured servitude

I'm not sure how much I've related in previous posts, but here's the scoop. I left my previous job as an OB resident back in mid-February. My decision had as much to do with subjecting myself to another two and a half years of OB residency as it did with needing a change in career path. I think both reasons were equally vaild. It was around the beginning of November that plans began to coalesce. My girlfriend was subletting a place on the west coast. I would go live with her while I continued interviewing for family medicine spots and studying for Step III of the medical licensing exam. I'd have a nice little vacation coming up because residency programs universally start at the end of June. By the end of November I had my plans in order and I went to inform my program that my last day of work would be January 1st. They, of course, had been gracious enough to provide letters of recommendation so they knew I was leaving. It was certainly no suprise to them.

They went BALLISTIC. The department chair actually accused me of being "unethical" for leaving with such short notice (i.e. 30 days). I'm not sure how much notice I was required to give. My contract specified 30 days. On what day would it have become ethical for me to leave? We had a long argument about it. In the end, not wanting to leave on bad tems, I gave them another 6 weeks and left in mid-February.

And now I'm enjoying myself on the beautiful, sunny west coast in anticipation of starting over again as a family medicine resident. We start June 16th.

Last thing - until I figure out where to put my contact info on this blog, you can email me here: jamesNOSPAM AT jamesloganmd DOT com. Make sure to get rid of the 'NOSPAM' part :)